Ordering a Bagel
Surreal:
groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.written/msg/a02b2741d7e99ed6
via a discourse on religion, with some boiled Brocolli:
www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/6/21/132024/053
(Still in voting, so give it time or get an account)
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