>
> Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
>
> Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Disoriented Are
>
> Amnesia — I Can’t Remember if I’ll be Home for Christmas
>
> Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
>
> Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
> and Stores
> and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
> Hydrants and…
>
> Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
>
> Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
> Fire
>
> Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m
> Gonna
> Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
>
> Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bel ls, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells…
>
> Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t
> Leave My
> House
>
> Autistic — Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock…
>
> Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
> House in My
> Slippers and Robe
>
> Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
> Burned Down the House
>
> Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
> While I
> Sit Here and Hyperventilate
>