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Cabbage patch doll hysteria anyone?
www.tuaw.com/2007/06/29/steven-levys-iphone-almost-stolen-on-
live-tv/
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Plagiarised from The Observer:
I’m not saying that Bernard Manning was fat, but his blood-type was
“gravy”.
Pete

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted,”Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised
a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately
30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north
latitude
and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be in Information Technology,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “how did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is probably
technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your
information and
the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all.
If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re
going.
You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect
people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly
the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my f**king
fault.”

i want one
www.milkandcookies.com/link/63317/detail/

one shouldn’t laugh, but i couldn’t help it…
tinyurl.com/yoql8q
via gizmodo, natch.

Perhaps even the most avowed football hater could learn to like this
version?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6760245.stm
www.swampsoccer.co.uk/
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www.liveleak.com/view?i=efc_1180872689

www.gawker.com/artists/shardcore.php
let me know if any of you spot any shardcore banners on any of the
gawker sites…
Gawker.com | Gizmodo | Valleywag | Fleshbot | Wonkette | Defamer |
Kotaku | Jalopnik | Gridskipper | Lifehacker.com | Deadspin | Jezebel
| Consumerist | Idolator | Kinja | NickDenton.org

amazing presentation from TED
www.devilducky.com/media/62817/

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFkvhoEfX8
via gizmodo

checking the logs at shardcore.org shows that there are rather a lot
of kiddies at
myspace hotlinking to my images for their shitty myspace pages.
in particular, this one:
www.shardcore.org/shardpress/index.php/2005/07/22/damien-hirst-
can-lick-my-salty-balls-2005/
which is a piss-take of damien hirst’s spot paintings, featuring
lovehearts.
so with a little apache wizardry:
RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://profile.myspace.com/ [NC]
RewriteRule .jpg$ www.shardcore.org/no_hotlinks.jpg
[R,L]
they now get rather a different image…
check out this profile below…
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?
fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=71003786